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calm

Prison Vs Work
At Prison
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
You get three fully paid for meals a day
For good behavior, you get time off
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
You can watch TV and play games
You get your own toilet
They allow your family and friends to visit
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
You must deal with sadistic wardens


At Work

You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle
You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
For good behavior,you get more work
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
They are called 'managers'